May 2013
foodtrucker:
I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world
i have the best taste in clothes im just too poor and fat to prove it
daftwithoneshoe:
maleteen:
if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body
this was so beautiful that i wanted to turn it into a motivational poster
phlep:
if you chew loudly i will consider stabbing you
darrynek:
hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder
this bitch killed my vibe
geometricdeathtrap:
metallikato:
generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
sometimes you just need to lay on the floor
silabus:
do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds
